Diddy Kong Racing
Stats
System: Nintendo 64
Release Year: 1997
Publisher: Nintendo
Developer: Rare
Players: 1-4 Simultaneous
ESRB: E
GameFox
here, today I thought you might like to have a special guest star
for this game. To help write this review, I invited Wizpig to
talk about some of the problems he had while making this classic
Nintendo 64 game.
Q: Ahem, Mr.Wizpig, what can you tell me about Diddy Kong Racing?
A: First, I'd like to say that you keep calling it the wrong name.
The game is called, "Wizpig Team Racing." Of all
people, I should know, it's in my contract, they have to name it
after me.
Q: Wizpig Team Racing? I don't think the box said that when I
bought my copy. In fact, I'm pretty sure that it was called Diddy
Kong Racing.
A: Uh huh, right... When was the last time to had your eyes
checked?
Q: Yesterday, actually. Anyway, about this racing game, what did
you think of the graphics?
A: Amazing, I never looked better.
Q: Isn't that because you've never been in other games?
A: What's that supposed to mean?
Q: Nothing. So, nice graphics, is their anything you enjoyed the
most?
A: Well, I liked flying around on my rocket, and riding down a
river with logs is kinda fun. But I can never keep my balance,
and the dragon laughs at me.
Q: Ah yes, speaking about the dragon, what did you think of the
games characters?
A: All the characters were easy to work with, except Diddy Kong,
and Conker. Conker got to express himself with 'Conkers bad fur
day', but Diddy's never showed his bad side in a game.
Q: Really? What's so bad about Diddy?
A: Did you ever see him on Donkey Kong Country 2?
Q: Yeah, do you mean that little boom box?
A: LITTLE? HA! They have to shrink it down in Donkey Kong
Country, but in real life, it's bigger then him. He can only lift
it up on his shoulders with a crane, and he has to wear the size
XXXL shoulder pad on that shoulder. In the first race I'm in
Wizpig Team Racing, I was supposed to ride in a large kart, but
as a practical joke, he pointed his boom box at it while I was
sitting in it and turned the volume all the way up. Needless to
say, after that, the producers made me run that first race on
foot.
Q: Wow, at least you still have you hearing!
A: What?
Q: Back to the game, what did you think of the music?
A: Very catchy, I still find myself humming it. I still can't
believe they games have music with obscene lyrics... or was that
Diddy's boom box?
Q: Hmmm, I don't recall any lyrics. Do you think the game was too
hard?
A: That depends, if a little kid is playing it, yes. But the
mainstream game players that play games with music like this will
have no problem after a little while of practicing.
Q: So, it's hard for the little kids, and challenging for
teenagers?
A: Didn't I just say that?
Q: I guess, do you think that the multiplayer mode was
unnecessary?
A: Of course it's necessary, why else would they call it 'Wizpig
TEAM Racing!'
Q: Ahh, I almost forgot about that. So, the co-op is good, what
about the battle modes?
A: They are amazing, in fact, we almost made that the main focus
of the game. But we came to our senses and did more racing. Also,
if they had made it entirely battle modes, we would have had to
change the name, and we couldn't think of a better name then
'Wizpig Team Racing.'
Q: In conclusion, do you have anything planned for your next
game?
A: Just that I love playing as the villain, and almost got that
role as Giga Bowser on Super Smash Bros Melee. Keep looking for
me, I'll show up someday. Until then, PLAY WIZPIG TEAM RACING!
I don't think I could say more then that. Except, you might want
to try a little played game called Diddy Kong Racing.
-GameFox
Graphics 7
Music 8
Gameplay 8
Replay Value 6
Overall 8
Thanks to ign64.ign.com for
these screenshots